Friday, September 5, 2008

Allô bébé

Yes, eet is me, le joli fake bag. Just look at me. Don't I look gorgeous? Don't I look pretty and French? Do you not want to strap me on and take me out to brunch with the girls? Mais oui.

What is that you say chérie? I am a cheap knockoffs and smell like plastic? Mon Dieu! What did you expect for twelve dollars fifty? 

Let's skip those silly preliminaries. Just kiss me, bébé. Kiss me.

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