Yes, eet is me, le joli fake bag. Just look at me. Don't I look gorgeous? Don't I look pretty and French? Do you not want to strap me on and take me out to brunch with the girls? Mais oui.
What is that you say chérie? I am a cheap knockoffs and smell like plastic? Mon Dieu! What did you expect for twelve dollars fifty?
Let's skip those silly preliminaries. Just kiss me, bébé. Kiss me.