tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52638707524800746402011-11-27T17:07:58.738-08:00Evehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00889011718883037455noreply@blogger.comBlogger121100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263870752480074640.post-35700921567088638862008-10-12T18:34:00.001-07:002008-10-12T18:40:17.918-07:00Seriously. You're forty years old! YOU HAVE A TEDDY BEAR ON YOUR BACK! Seriously.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_U0CnI6hPqFI/SPKmMPhTU3I/AAAAAAAAAA0/Tz85gnvQO4Q/s1600-h/IMG_3324.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_U0CnI6hPqFI/SPKmMPhTU3I/AAAAAAAAAA0/Tz85gnvQO4Q/s320/IMG_3324.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5256446444349641586" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Seriously.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_U0CnI6hPqFI/SPKlz6VfHrI/AAAAAAAAAAs/mAblMEGoigo/s1600-h/IMG_3325.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_U0CnI6hPqFI/SPKlz6VfHrI/AAAAAAAAAAs/mAblMEGoigo/s320/IMG_3325.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5256446026346077874" /></a><br /><br /><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Content of bag : 25 teeny tiny Teddy bears<br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5263870752480074640-3570092156708863886?l=ihateyourdopeybag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00889011718883037455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263870752480074640.post-38773916520046777392008-09-29T18:19:00.000-07:002008-09-29T18:28:22.224-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_U0CnI6hPqFI/SOF_g3NsY0I/AAAAAAAAAAY/usoUKeBzrws/s1600-h/IMG_3262.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_U0CnI6hPqFI/SOF_g3NsY0I/AAAAAAAAAAY/usoUKeBzrws/s320/IMG_3262.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251618843044635458" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Content of bag: chopped-up, murdered sibling</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5263870752480074640-3877391652004677739?l=ihateyourdopeybag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00889011718883037455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263870752480074640.post-72232312697359704712008-09-22T18:35:00.001-07:002008-09-22T18:42:28.940-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_U0CnI6hPqFI/SNhIK1KaX0I/AAAAAAAAAAQ/dJo7LkVMszQ/s1600-h/chewbacca_backpack_wearing.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_U0CnI6hPqFI/SNhIK1KaX0I/AAAAAAAAAAQ/dJo7LkVMszQ/s320/chewbacca_backpack_wearing.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249024716606955330" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Content of bag:</div><div>- Schedule of Star Wars marathon</div><div>- Thermos of tomato soup<br /></div><div>- EpiPen</div><div>- Virginity</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5263870752480074640-7223231269735970471?l=ihateyourdopeybag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00889011718883037455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263870752480074640.post-35018078044111908832008-09-13T16:34:00.000-07:002008-09-13T16:45:41.273-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rhJAk38OQpM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rhJAk38OQpM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />A dirty bird<br />The smell of grease<br />Summer has gone<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5263870752480074640-3501807804411190883?l=ihateyourdopeybag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263870752480074640.post-42009614398476172322008-09-08T16:39:00.000-07:002008-09-08T17:28:40.462-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wIfqJcQDn6s&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wIfqJcQDn6s&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Content of bag:<br /><br />- "The Game: Penatrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists" book<br />- Can of Red Bull (sugar-free)<br />- Novelty shirt that says "Gettin' lucky in Kentuky"<br />- Man card (revoked)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5263870752480074640-4200961439847617232?l=ihateyourdopeybag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263870752480074640.post-77563341219141511212008-09-06T19:47:00.001-07:002008-09-06T19:47:42.741-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1RDzuJVV5jw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1RDzuJVV5jw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5263870752480074640-7756334121914151121?l=ihateyourdopeybag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263870752480074640.post-91984835514037757622008-09-06T18:50:00.000-07:002008-09-06T18:54:15.122-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MatLWrV6c-4/SMMzlXiocOI/AAAAAAAAABE/BmB6PIN1oTo/s1600-h/minkmj.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MatLWrV6c-4/SMMzlXiocOI/AAAAAAAAABE/BmB6PIN1oTo/s320/minkmj.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243091108256837858" /></a><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5JuVHCJVYf4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5JuVHCJVYf4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5263870752480074640-9198483551403775762?l=ihateyourdopeybag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263870752480074640.post-11796247481809342982008-09-06T18:39:00.000-07:002008-09-06T18:41:39.931-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MatLWrV6c-4/SMMxFxeA39I/AAAAAAAAAA8/QSRT27cvaLI/s1600-h/ugly_7.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MatLWrV6c-4/SMMxFxeA39I/AAAAAAAAAA8/QSRT27cvaLI/s320/ugly_7.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243088366437720018" /></a><br /><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Give this to her for her birthday.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5263870752480074640-1179624748180934298?l=ihateyourdopeybag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263870752480074640.post-4031048623367093142008-09-05T19:45:00.000-07:002008-09-06T18:55:56.387-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MatLWrV6c-4/SMHvG7bxt4I/AAAAAAAAAA0/Lp-5eB_QLNk/s1600-h/6a00d83453915869e200e54f38eb268834-800wi.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MatLWrV6c-4/SMHvG7bxt4I/AAAAAAAAAA0/Lp-5eB_QLNk/s320/6a00d83453915869e200e54f38eb268834-800wi.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5242734343548417922" /></a><br /><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Yes, eet is me, le joli fake bag. Just look at me. Don't I look gorgeous? Don't I look pretty and French? Do you not want to strap me on and take me out to brunch with the girls? Mais oui.<div><br /></div><div>What is that you say chérie? I am a cheap knockoffs and smell like plastic? Mon Dieu! What did you expect for twelve dollars fifty? </div><div><br /></div><div>Let's skip those silly preliminaries. Just kiss me, bébé. Kiss me.</div><div><br /><div><br /></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5263870752480074640-403104862336709314?l=ihateyourdopeybag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263870752480074640.post-49488130886108664952008-09-05T18:55:00.000-07:002008-09-05T19:04:31.569-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MatLWrV6c-4/SMHjcRlaCdI/AAAAAAAAAAk/rBODXBldGhk/s1600-h/life_man-backpack.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MatLWrV6c-4/SMHjcRlaCdI/AAAAAAAAAAk/rBODXBldGhk/s320/life_man-backpack.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5242721516132108754" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Like a young man forced to use the dopey bag his girlfriend gave him for Christmas.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5263870752480074640-4948813088610866495?l=ihateyourdopeybag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263870752480074640.post-2962429366251538392008-09-05T18:42:00.000-07:002008-09-05T20:27:01.373-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MatLWrV6c-4/SMHgPN_4qYI/AAAAAAAAAAc/jMLeYeJtuRM/s1600-h/IMG_2677.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MatLWrV6c-4/SMHgPN_4qYI/AAAAAAAAAAc/jMLeYeJtuRM/s320/IMG_2677.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5242717993296243074" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>I keep the beats<br />With my badass strap skillzz<br />No way I'll tighten it<br />'Cus that wouldn't be chillzz<br /><br />Peace out!<br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5263870752480074640-296242936625153839?l=ihateyourdopeybag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263870752480074640.post-60909961783309580372008-09-05T18:39:00.000-07:002008-09-05T18:42:11.356-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MatLWrV6c-4/SMHfgs4hXKI/AAAAAAAAAAU/SvB1k81lsD0/s1600-h/IMG_2853.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MatLWrV6c-4/SMHfgs4hXKI/AAAAAAAAAAU/SvB1k81lsD0/s320/IMG_2853.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5242717194133003426" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Content of backpack:<br /><br />- Bottle of strawberry soda<br />- Hello Kitty notebook<br />- Good judgment<br />- Pants<br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5263870752480074640-6090996178330958037?l=ihateyourdopeybag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Evenoreply@blogger.com1